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HUFFMAN BLAMES HER ABANDONED SINGING DREAMS ON FLATULENCE
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HUFFMAN BLAMES HER ABANDONED SINGING DREAMS ON FLATULENCE
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star FELICITY HUFFMAN blames offensive flatulence on her reasons for not pursuing a career as a back-up singer.
The actress, wife of WILLIAM H MACY, recently enjoyed the opportunity to realize her life-long dream when OPRAH WINFREY gave her the opportunity to sing for TINA TURNER.
But Huffman admits her onstage moment may have arrived years earlier if she wasn't falsely held responsible for a gaseous expulsion on day in the past.
She says, "I was a back-up singer once and I went into the studio with these really cool African-American women who had done it their whole lives.
"I came on like white girl weirdo, (with) no lips. And I stand up, I have two beats and they stop and they go, 'Oooh! Who booted? Did you boot? Who booted in here?'
"Someone had farted and they blamed it on me! And at that point, I went, 'No, I didn't boot, but I'm going to leave!'"
Contact us to see if we can assist you with your malodorous gaseous emission problem.
ABOUT FLAT-D: Flat-D Innovations, Inc., privately-held and headquartered in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is the leader in flatulence odor control products. Flat-D Innovations has helped thousands of people worldwide (USA & International) and has gained recognition among the medical community. The Flatulence Deodorizer is Doctor Recommended, FDA Registered, Patented, Better Business Bureau listed, and has been proven to be effective against odors associated with flatulence. By neutralizing the odors, The Flatulence Deodorizer eliminates the embarrassment (caused by the odor) and helps give these people back their freedom. “The Flatulence Deodorizer is the simplest, non-drug solution for the most disgusting of odors (flatulence)”. The company has expanded their offering to include chair pads, incontinence pads, ostomy products, and even canine gas deodorizing diapers.
Contact Frank Morosky at Flat-D Innovations, Inc.
Email: Frank@Flat-D.com
Or: Brian Conant at Brian@flat-d.com
Toll Free 1-866-354-0056
International 319-447-4840
Website www.flat-d.com
HUFFMAN BLAMES HER ABANDONED SINGING DREAMS ON FLATULENCE
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star FELICITY HUFFMAN blames offensive flatulence on her reasons for not pursuing a career as a back-up singer.
The actress, wife of WILLIAM H MACY, recently enjoyed the opportunity to realize her life-long dream when OPRAH WINFREY gave her the opportunity to sing for TINA TURNER.
But Huffman admits her onstage moment may have arrived years earlier if she wasn't falsely held responsible for a gaseous expulsion on day in the past.
She says, "I was a back-up singer once and I went into the studio with these really cool African-American women who had done it their whole lives.
"I came on like white girl weirdo, (with) no lips. And I stand up, I have two beats and they stop and they go, 'Oooh! Who booted? Did you boot? Who booted in here?'
"Someone had farted and they blamed it on me! And at that point, I went, 'No, I didn't boot, but I'm going to leave!'"
Contact us to see if we can assist you with your malodorous gaseous emission problem.
ABOUT FLAT-D: Flat-D Innovations, Inc., privately-held and headquartered in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is the leader in flatulence odor control products. Flat-D Innovations has helped thousands of people worldwide (USA & International) and has gained recognition among the medical community. The Flatulence Deodorizer is Doctor Recommended, FDA Registered, Patented, Better Business Bureau listed, and has been proven to be effective against odors associated with flatulence. By neutralizing the odors, The Flatulence Deodorizer eliminates the embarrassment (caused by the odor) and helps give these people back their freedom. “The Flatulence Deodorizer is the simplest, non-drug solution for the most disgusting of odors (flatulence)”. The company has expanded their offering to include chair pads, incontinence pads, ostomy products, and even canine gas deodorizing diapers.
Contact Frank Morosky at Flat-D Innovations, Inc.
Email: Frank@Flat-D.com
Or: Brian Conant at Brian@flat-d.com
Toll Free 1-866-354-0056
International 319-447-4840
Website www.flat-d.com